petswhowanttokillthemselves:

“Don’t get me wrong. The beachfront hotel, parasailing, scuba-diving, it’s all lovely. But next vacation, why not invite a girl and leave me in a kennel.”

Some people suck.

petswhowanttokillthemselves:

“Don’t get me wrong. The beachfront hotel, parasailing, scuba-diving, it’s all lovely. But next vacation, why not invite a girl and leave me in a kennel.”

Some people suck.