• You: What was the last song you listened to?
  • Stranger: The Thong Song
  • You: Sisqo - classic
  • Stranger: Indeed
  • You: dumps like a truck
  • Stranger: Dirty
  • You: what if he was literally talking about poop
  • Stranger: Wouldn't doubt it
  • Stranger: He looks like someone who would be under a glass table...
  • You: hahahahahhahaha
  • Stranger: All that crazy talk
  • Stranger: Hate thongs
  • Stranger: Make my asshole itch
  • You: go commando
  • Stranger: No
  • Stranger: Sometimes, if I don't shave, my pubes get caught in the zipper
  • You: that's gross
  • Stranger: Yeah, well it happens when you're drunk
  • You: still gross